Zombies are the neglected undead. Vilified in the media as mere rotting corpses, they are actually capable of great loyalty and tenderness. Our zombies crave love and understanding, not brains... Well, okay, they usually need brains too, but that's not all they want from the world. Whether they started their existence as the victim of an evil priest's curse, or by being bitten by a creature carrying the Z-gene, or as the result of an irresponsible mad scientist's machinations, zombies have no one to turn to, nobody to sing their praises the way others do for vampires, ghosts, wraiths, specters, revenants, werewolves, and other creatures of the night. Our zombies may not sparkle in the sunlight, but they will captivate your heart with their affection and unwavering obedience.

All of our zombies are carefully vetted before we make them available for adoption. If needed, we rehabilitate them to remove any dangerous habits or infectious conditions before releasing them into a loving home. Follow-up visits by our specially-trained home inspectors make sure that your zombie is fitting into your family dynamic and offer help in breaking bad habits and making sure that your zombie's individual needs are being met.

We also fight for the rights of the zombie-like, including dangerously under-caffeinated graduate students. Please open your heart (and your wallet) to help these poor, misunderstood creatures experience a better life (or unlife)!